Thursday, September 13, 2007

Tormenting the dog

Whenever the dog actually behaves, we let Andrew give him a cookie. They both get a real kick out of it. Cooper loves getting the cookie, but really doesn't care for the manner in which he is allowed to eat the cookie. You see, Andrew insists on watching him from a distance of mere inches. Now, Cooper has never done anything remotely aggressive in response, but he does seem to get this pained, tortured expression on his face, as if to ask, "Must this two-legged beast disturb my only solace?"



Here, Andrew is actually feeding Cooper paper. This dog won't eat any table scraps (half the reason we have a dog, mind you) and took about 15 minutes to eat a piece of meat I threw to him the other day, but he will swallow paper handed to him by Andrew whole. The dog is not bright.



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Listening to: Beastie Boys - So Watcha Want?
(c) 2007 Scott Everett

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